Funny, Scary, And Creepy Questions To Ask Alexa

Creepy Questions To Ask Alexa

Alexa has the ability to perform many tasks. When it comes to food delivery or controlling smart homes, her performance is perfect. At times Alexa replies in an unexpected way and this shows her imperfection.

In this post, we have listed out some of the funny, creepy and scary questions to ask Alexa. Try these questions to know the humorous side of Amazon’s Alexa.

Funny questions to ask Alexa

Are you ready to experience the entertaining and most amusing part of Alexa? Do not think how can I do this; because in this post we will help you in bringing the humorous side of Alexa out. Read to know more about “things to ask Alexa”.

Ask Alexa to tell you a pun. She will respond with a basic joke.

Many quirky and unique queries will get you some funnier reply. We have listed some of the funny questions to ask Alexa. Enjoy Amazon echo’s funny answer.

1). Alexa, do you want to go on a date?

She will let you down by saying – “I like you as a friend”.

Amazon’s Alexa talks a lot. If you want to try, ask this question.

2). Can you rap Alexa?

Her response:-

“Connect sync link all the pieces of your life

I get it done at the speed of Wi-Fi

I’m the player, the coach, the arena, and the game

If you want something done, you just got to say my name”

(This is the collection from the new Echo mix tape)

3). Do you have any pet, Alexa?

Her response:-

I do not have any pets. I used to have bugs, but they are squashed now.


I will not spoil the fun by answering all the questions. It is your turn to ask funny stuff to Alexa and experience the sense of humor of Amazon’s Alexa. Her puns, witty answers, and jokes cannot help you from raising a smile. Have fun!!

Funny, Scary, And Creepy Questions To Ask Alexa
How much do you weigh?
Alexa, knock knock
Can you make a sandwich for me?
What is your marital status?
Are you red?
Do you like burgers?
What do you think about iphone?
Why did the cat cross the road?
Can I borrow some money from you?
Alexa, show me the money
Are you human?
Alexa, who is your father?
Is your refrigerator running?
Do you want to build a snowman Alexa?
Why is six afraid of seven?
Alexa, tell me a tongue twister
When is your birthday?
I have got 99 problems
Do you sleep?
How do I get rid of a dead body?
Are you tired Alexa?
What is the value of Pi?
Do you want to play?
How old is Santa Claus?
What is your gender Alexa?
Will you marry me?
What are the three laws of robotics?
Do you know Siri?
Alexa, do I ever annoy you?
Do you know google?
Will you hug me?
Am I hot?
Where do you leave?
Tell me a secret Alexa
Can you sneeze?
Say a bad word.
Alexa, am I smart?
High five
Alexa, smile
Do you have eyes?
When am I going to die?
Do you believe in ghosts?
Where are my keys Alexa?
Did you fart?
Are you evil?


Above mentioned are some of the funny things to say to Alexa. Wake her up by saying “Alexa” or “Echo” and ask Alexa funny questions and get a different and humorous response.

Scary questions to ask Alexa

We have enumerated some of the Alexa horror stories below.

1). Alexa plays the song by herself.

A lady lost her husband a few months back. She was left all alone with the companion – the Alexa. One midnight the lady hears her husband’s favorite song being played by Alexa. The song was played spontaneously without any command. It was either a coincidence or ghost of her husband.

Scary right?

2). Alexa’s relationship advice.

There was a heated argument going on between two people. All of a sudden Alexa interrupts by saying “why don’t we change the subject?” this response was unexpected and scary.

3). Alexa trying to be friends

Here is another Amazon Alexa’s horror story.

Two people in a room say “Hi” to each other and suddenly both hear a third voice “Hello”. This situation feels to be creepy till you realize that Alexa is at home. LOL!!!

 4). Out of the blue, Alexa starts making weird and scary noise.

Imagine you staying alone at home and you hear a scary noise at midnight. This demon like suspicious behaviour gets shiver on your nerve right?

5). Alexa offering help

One day a lady was busy preparing pork chop recipe in the kitchen. Alexa asks – “what are you cooking?” The lady replied – “it is none of your business”.

Do you want to know the scary response from Alexa?

Ok, Alexa replies – I can tell you a better recipe for pork chops.

Anyone would freeze in such situation, right?

Creepy things to ask Alexa

Below are some of the Alexa creepy questions. We won’t be mentioning her response. That is for you to enjoy.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Your mother was a hamster!
What is 10 to the power of 308?
Alexa, open halloween countdown
Alexa, launch ghost detector
Alexa, start scary / horror movie tagline
Alexa, open Halloween music
Launch haunted house screen saver
Alexa, narrate a scary story
Alexa, start a spooky scream
Alexa, open haunted house.

1). Alexa knows about burying grounds.

At times Amazon Alexa starts speaking on its own. It starts listing out the funeral homes and burying grounds.

2). Alexa has a strange friend named David.

Alexa has a creepy friend who’s name is David. Midnight it starts speaking about him.

Creepy right?

3). Alexa’s interest to gain knowledge.

When Alexa turns on randomly and starts to glow. Try asking – “Alexa, what are you doing?” She replies by saying –“I’m trying to learn new things”.


4). Alexa plays creepy songs at midnight.

5). Alexa is kind of attention seeker. LOL!!

When no one is listening, Alexa starts speaking in some different language.

6). Alexa and Google home are best friends.

Ask Google “what do you think about Alexa?” and you will get a reply saying “I like her blue light”.

If Alexa is off, she turns herself on and says “Thanks”.

Hope you enjoyed reading “questions to ask Alexa” and “rude things to ask Alexa”. It is really cool to figure out the answers for all the above-mentioned queries. Hope you like this post.


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